Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Drake has all the answers
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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