Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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