I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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