Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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