Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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