the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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