I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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