Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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