yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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