Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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