Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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