My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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