well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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