he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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