Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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