i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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