if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
babies were throwing up all over the place
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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