i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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