Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
40s are totally the cure
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My bed smells like the plague
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
