Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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