I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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