Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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