I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
