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let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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