Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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