we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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