If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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