I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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