THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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