I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So. Much. Porn.
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