How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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