Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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