Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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