There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Ketchup is God's man juice
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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