the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I didn't notice because vodka
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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