If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Someone shattered a urinal.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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