He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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