You surviving the open bar?
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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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