Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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