It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize
