yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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