How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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