on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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