I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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