That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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