This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
