i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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