Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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