just tell him i said nine months
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize
