Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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