she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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