Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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