will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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