they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
