I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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